Top Ten Things You Don't Want to Hear a Mage Say
- "Is it virgin's tears and dragon's blood, or dragon's tears and
virgin's blood? Maybe the dragon was a virgin.."
- "Hmm...is this the recipe for a Potion of Healing, or for Chile
- "Oh, oh, oh, oh! That wand of cold balls -didn't- do what I
- "By any chance, have you seen a summoned 9th order fire elemental
wandering around? No? Oh.. Tell me if you do."
- "It's supposed to have five points?"
- "My familiar will take care of that dragon! Sic 'em, Fifi!"
- "What kind of cheap, wussyarse excuse for a djinn only gives one
wish? Oh, he's still here..."
- "Eennie, meenie, miny, moe.. Which end points toward the foe?"
- "Damn. I knew I should have used Energizers in this thing."