If you could control one of the following,
which would you select?
Acid. Why burn, when you can BURN?
Geysers. Scalding will hurt, but it won't kill.
Thunderstorms. (ZOT! he he he he...)
Fire and the powers of the Heavens (i.e. Lightning).
Fire and Acid. mmmmmmmm... *evil grin*
Flamethrowers (or fire for self-defense).
Massive orbs of white-hot flames. But I have no need to use them on anyone.
Fire and Air. Not to be confused with Fire-air, which would smell horribly.
Ok, what size do you feel like inside?
About average. No need to stand out.
Massive, baby. Man, myth and legend - Right Here!
Not too big, not too small. No complaints, but no stories either.
Size?! How dare you ask! Taste my steam vengeance, knave!
A nice even 36 feet, head to tail. Doesn't get any better than that.
Size? Who cares? I'm the baddest dragon on this planet.
The smallest one around. But that's okay, they'll never see me coming.
Bigger than any other dragon there ever was. Easily over 50 feet.
Pretty darn big, but the outside varies by how shy I am today.
Very well. Where would you prefer to live?
Mountain peaks or among the humans.
Heavily forested mountain slopes.
Oceans, rivers, lakes, or ponds.
Mountain peaks - looking down on the world.
Swamps, tropical forest, or wherever the heck I want.
Secluded mountain valleys, away from everything.
How do you feel about humans?
I'll take my solitude, thank you.
Curious creatures. Decidedly lacking in intelligence, but good to have around
Let's rally them to war then celebrate when they've killed each other off.
They look funny. They talk funny. They act funny. They taste funny. And they
fight like girls.
They need to stop cutting down my trees, polluting my waterways, and raping
Aquatic mammals tell me they're good people, but I'm not convinced.
They're OK. If they get annoying, I just fly around for a while.
Hmmm, the other other other white meat. *evil grin*
Hey, human! Don't mess with me, don't mess with my stuff. Get what you came
for and go.
How do you feel about other dragons?
Nah, that whole community thing isn't for me.
The more of us around the better. We can start more trouble that way.
Dragons are the greatest of all creatures. We are the warriors and defenders
of this rock, and we'll be damned if we let some human screw it up.
Generally they're ok, but normally I prefer humans and/or shapeshifting.
They keep their distance, if they know what's good for them.
We bump into each other every so often. It's a friendly "Hello, George." and
we're on our separate ways.
*Shrug* Whatever, half the time I'm too liquid to notice.
My family of dragons is very close. We don't mesh too well with outsiders,
I appreciate their help when I need it, but I prefer my solitude.
And how do you view yourself as a dragon?
Contented and happy. Most of the time I just fly around relaxing.
I am the messenger of Evil. All bow before me.
Small and quiet. Peaceful and serene.
High and mighty. Best of the best.
Powerful. Let's just leave it at that.
Huge and important. I stand out and I like it that way.
Natural and free. I am the forest spirit.
Easygoing and intelligent. You never know where I'll pop up.
Strong and silent. I'm your dream-dragon.
What's your most likely course of action if threatened?
Just pass on by and hope they're not dumb enough to try anything - for their
Evade and escape, to plot my revenge.
Evade and escape. Live to see tomorrow.
Fight to the death! You dare challenge me?!
Laugh in their face, them squash them like a bug.
... No one would conceive of doing such a thing to me.
Threaten them right back, and hope they want to fight.
Growl softly and prepare for battle.
Warn them once, then put them in their place.
Given the chance, would you use magic or spells?
Yes, but only as a last resort.
No, I'd just as soon fly around to their blind side and hit them from there.
Magic? Bah! I have no need for such tricks.
Yes, if it suits my purpose.
Actually, I carry my own spell book.
Magic? For what?
Use them? I was born with them.
How much treasure would you hoard if you could have all you wanted?
I have all I need; trees, fresh air, birds, little mountains streams...
None. After all, where would I put it? In seashells?
Hmm, a little something might be nice for a rainy day.
You cross me and I'll take what you've got. Otherwise, not much.
Hey! I think that kid's still got his lunch money. *evil grin*
Treasure? Gimme. All. Mine. Now.
If I can keep what I find, I'm satisfied. I just *ahem* find a lot.
I don't really need it, but having some more around would do me good.
Well let's see. Your treasure is now mine, so who's your richest neighbor?