RPGS AND SHIT
GURPS: You can represent shit with a bell curve.
AD&D: More shit than in any other product line.
Vampire: Shit hides in deep, dark places.
Werewolf: Better shit than pollution!
Mage: Shit is relative; it's all in how you look at it.
Castle Falkenstein: This shit is steaming.
Over the Edge: What kind of weird shit is this?
Theatrix: Shit happens 'cause it's in the script.
Call of Cthulhu: Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit.
HOL: Everything is shit.
Psychosis: This shit ain't happening, man!
Magic: The Gathering: Our shit is worth more than your house.
Vampire: The Eternal Struggle: Same shit, different name.
Ars Magica - Is that shit in paradigm? Better spend some time in
Everway - The physical of relief of relief from solid waste
Shadowrun - Shit happens, but we invent silly slang to describe
Shadowrun (1st ed.) - shit happens, but nobody cares, because it
penetrate your t-shirt.
Cyberpunk 2020 - Shit happens, and we write corny songs about it.
Whispering Vault- Shit happens, usually by bursting through your
AD&D - Shit is a copyright of TSR. You're not allowed to talk
where more than two people can hear, "or else". You'll
have to get the
Complete Defactation Handbook to find out how.
Nephilim - Shit happened, but not if I have anything to say about
Aria - Defectation and the Rites and minor Rituals invovled with
Defecation and the subsequent Cleansing of the hands or body are
important Aspects of a Milieu...
Mutant Chronicles - Bleak shit happens.
Vampire - Shit happens. Oh, the angst!
Werewolf - Shit happens. Make a Rage check.
Mage - Shit might happen. I'm not sure. Can you figure this part
Wraith - Shit doesn't happen, because that might leave a hook to
Earthdawn - Shit probabally happens, but the rules for it are in
different sourcebooks, so I'm not sure.
Over the Edge - Shit happens. Sometimes you eat it.
WFRP - Shit happens. Check for possible chaos attributes.
Empire of the Petal Throne - Shit happens, but you need to learn
language to figure out how.
Rolemaster - E Shit Critical Tables, excerpted from Companion
has happened, blinding the poor unfortunant permenantly, breaking
their arms, and stunning them for 27 rounds. They expire in a
heap 6 rounds later. Pity, that.
Dragonquest - Shit happens, see 20.4.3
Rifts - Oh yeah, my shit has more MDC than you do (it still
more than 3d6x10 though).
Dark Conspiracy - Shit happens, but you barely notice, since
tougher than most armored cars.
Aria: A member of the refush cluster with an aspect of gas
Champions/Hero: 1D6 NND Stun-only area-effect physical energy
Rolemaster: See shit table
Paranoia: That shit's classified
Pandemonium: "I want you to get a picture of that shit for
the front page!"
Nexus: It was shit in Angel City...
Amber: Sh*t happens, but tell us a story about it.
Shadowrun: Dreck happens, then you frag it, chummer.