Five things you DON'T want your players to say
On Sun, 26 Mar 2000 11:51:50 CEST "Iguana From Hell" (firstname.lastname@example.org) submitted:
Five things you DON'T want your players to say:
1.Ranger wearing plate mail in a misty echoing crypt: "I try to
2.Apprentice to mage "By the way master, I finally shot that pesky
owl that kept following you around."
3.Party fighting a band of thieves in a 4X3X4m room, when the mage
says, with serious tone: "Hell, I cast a fireball,
4.Party laying on a hillside spying on the Imperial Army of Darkness
commanded by Gul the Necromancer himself (+/- 10,000 troops)
"Hmmm, if we attack from the rear, do we get bonuses on
our attack roll??"
5.Paladin as the lone survivor of a party of 7 facing an army of
evil and undead creatures, which just slaughtered his fellow
adventurers: "Huh, why should I run? I got protection from
evil in a 15ft radius, THEY can't touch me" (last words).